Being in the jungle on your parents’ tab is SO boring.
So there I am, in the Malaysian jungle. Getting to see orangutans, monkeys, crocs, pygmy elephants and more.
It’s spectacular.
Not everyone agrees apparently.
Case in point, this guy. Big yawn.
“I’ve seen enough of the jungle,” I overheard him moan to his parents, who I imagine were footing the bill for the creep’s trip here. This about two hours after he arrived.
Glad he only had to endure one night of pain and suffering in this horrid setting.
Poor phone reception made this guy pout.
The blonde guy (right) put his rudeness on display for even more people to witness in the resort’s dining area. His tantrum went something like this, “FUUUUUUUCK, I can’t hear you. Can’t get decent fucking reception here,” he bellowed into his mobile phone while stomping back and forth.
Who brings a mobile phone to the jungle and expects it to work the same way it would in London, Hong Kong or New York?
Tank hates to observe such first world suffering in this, still developing, country where people in the service industry work long days for a pittance, and get only a couple of days off a month to see their family members, who often live elsewhere. Hardworking people who have to endure rude, entitled tourists day after day after day.
So here’s some humanitarian advice: STAY HOME with your mobile phone and good reception, with your telly and crisps. Do NOT pollute your beautiful spirit with boring experiences in faraway lands.
Two more contestants for Tank’s Travels boorish traveller of the year.
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