I’m very naughty. But, we must draw attention to these affronts to humanity.

I expect Santa will deliver a lump of coal to me at the Cozumel dive resort where I’ll be staying on Christmas morning. Or, Krampus will swoop down and carry me away in his sack…to another dive resort, I hope.

• How not to wear a swimsuit

Here’s my holiday message. Please, don’t be this guy. Or, don’t let your man be this guy.

This made my eyes bleed. The ugly side of travel.