I’m off to Puerto Vallarta soon to visit my old patient diving instructors and introduce a friend to the fabulous country of Mexico. Looking forward to it….
But, I swear I may have to throw myself overboard if I have to endure another performance featuring male travel guides pelvic thrusting and silly dancing onboard a Vallarta Adventures boat trip.
Drinking self into oblivion may be another good option.
I know, I shouldn’t book these over-priced day trips. “Find a local guide instead” say all the experts.
I’ve taken this particular boat trip before with friends visiting Banderas Bay for the first time. Why:
- It’s a nice way to see the bay.
- The boats are seaworthy and clean.
- I’ll also be doing some diving from one of the boats to areas not really accessible any other way.
The trade off is time spent with the pelvic thrusters, a performance aimed at entertaining (?) the captives during the trip back to the harbour.
It may appeal the 20 year old drunk girls and boys vacationing without their parents for the first time – those who aren’t vomiting at the back of the boat or passed out. But families with children and old cranks like me hate the spectacle and the awful loud music.
I don’t think I would’ve enjoyed it when I was 20 and drunk.
It has been a year since my last trip. Fingers crossed the company has cancelled this gross spectacle since then.